La Niña come

I started Rosetta Stone today. So far, so good. However, is this appropriate to show 'they're sleeping?' More like, 'Look! I drugged daddy and uncle Frank...it worked! Now what? I know, let's eat them.' Bish be fat.

Uh oh...

I'm back, bitjezz!!!!

'Pop' Art

Rhoid Rage

Facebook Fail

Yeah....





On a brighter note, today is my birthday. No Birthday Sex, I got lots of Birthday Texts.


Birthday Text (Birthday Sex Spoof) from Angelo Taylor on Vimeo.

Facebook Fun

My friend Kate and I laid in bed cackling as we sent this message to our friend in Urguay, Mexico, Peru, somewhere in South America. We didn't try calling her. All spelling errors are intentional.

Petrified

This blog is terrifying. 

The title itself is horrifying. Babes from the Woods? Is she serious? I swear its the missing episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark. I stumbled upon it searching for creepy pictures of Jodie Foster from Nell

Win-Win

Sing-A-Long

These songs may not have been released or even remotely popular in 2010, however they got a lot of playtime in muh lobes

1. Stereo Love (Radio Edit) - Edward Maya
2. Get Me Bodied (Extended Mix) - Beyonce
3. Feelings Gone - Basement Jaxx featuring Sam Sparro
4. Skin This Cat - The Scissor Sisters
5. Radio Gaga - Queen
6. Erection - The Faint
7. Come Home - One Republic
        So good, I danced about it for my friend Kate, who was in South America all year
8. Enchanted - Taylor Swift
9. Teenage Dream - Glee Cast
10. Between Two Lungs - Florence + The Machine

ALRIIIIGHT!

Great Minds Think Alike

This video was brought into my life about a year ago and I try to share it with everyone. Now you. It's sheer brilliance.

With that being said, my slight obsession with a specific someone led me to this photo, taken a few days ago. What? Why would I know that? Just a guess.

I repeat, sheer brilliance. Art imitating art, errr, art imitating life, errr....Whatever she's a cartoon.

2010: A Year in Costumes

Every year in my life involves far too many events that call for costumes. 2010 was no exception.


February: Disney's High-Fashion Poncho

During our trip to Florida, we were rained on for 20 hours straight. Luckily it was on our day trip to Animal Kingdom and Epcot. The "outdoorsy" theme parks. They were all the rage, those ponchos. Even the woman behind me is working hers! But like Trya says, "Know your angles."

March: Fun at work

So, my store sells things such as this. fur stoles, fur vests, fur things. I like to put them all on at once and roar like a lion.

April: A wigging

Someone at the Annual Easter trip caught me wearing this wig. For no reason.

May: Jeff Probst

My friend Josh and I put together this little event one day called Survivor: Boystown. 40 participants, 18 Events, 10 hours, 2 broken fingers, 1 winner. It was epic.

May: Madonna-rama

 On the first Sunday of every month, Berlin Nightclub hosts a party called Madonnarama. All Madonna, all night. Fantastic. So I get a little dressed in very Madge-inspired costumes with a few things just lying around the house.

June: Weddings

June: Bad Cop

If Halloween is Taylor Swift, then Pride is Heidi Fleiss. Balls to the walls, wear as little as possible, drink, walk the streets, booty bounce, baton-spank strangers, get sprayed with a water hose, go home alone, eat popcorn on the couch watching My-So-Called-Life, alone. Wait- what?

August: "Project Runaway"
Shit. Show. 35 designer teams, 8 models, 3 local celebrity judges, 1 winner

ME

My friends like to put together these elaborate games and challenges to stir up the old dinner party and bars thing. My partner Patrick and I worked diligently together to create the winning lewk.Victory!

August: Diva

Every year I "volunteer" at Market Days and work the dunk tank. As a seasoned veteran, on my third year, I wore this. And brought my Stage Manager. No really, Amanda is a Stage Manager.

September: Rachel Zoe

John and I spent a weekend at his lake house in Michigan going to the pumpkin patch, drinking cider, roasting marshmallows, and impersonating Rachel Zoe. So normal. If you haven't seen the ridiculous Rachel Zoe Project or the hilarious parody, then this costume means nothing to you. And you aren't funny. However, its, Ba-nan-as.

September: Mandonna-rama

October: Halloween

Carmen San Diego, Peppermint Patty, WTF Football Player, and Derek Zoolander

Jay Manuel, America's Next. Top. Model. and Sonic the Hedge-ho

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9:16 PM, CST


This happened. And I thought 2010 was 'The Year of Costumes.'