Either these construction workers were outlining their shitty day, or they're Wiccan. Let's go with Wiccan.

I just paid cash for the bus...the bus, which only reinforces my look for today. I'm wearing a scarf from the lost and found at work. My boss gave me a Best Buy gift card for Christmas and wrote, 'I heard you don't have a TV...' Bueno. There was only one glove in my coat. Kicking off 2012 in great shape. Cheers everyone!